Not my expression. It's Patrick's. Every time I want to paint a room, or decorate or something, he reminds me that we will be doing construction and tearing down walls, etc. so if I paint now I'll just be "polishing a turd". It's become quite a funny expression and he's so right.
So right, in fact, I wanted to show you our turdiest parts of the house. These are the parts where our best friend Duct Tape lives. Duct Tape has become a staple in our old house while we wait and plan to ultimately make the house quasi-new in these places.
#1 use for duct tape in our home:


Here, you see duct tape being used as wallpaper. There is actually a giant HOLE in our wall in our bedroom. And, a little one one in our guestroom.
One night (last summer I might add) a HUGE hornet found its way into our upstairs and Patrick was in Paris for work. I was very pregnant and my hormones told me to save Mia and get that hornet out of the house as fast as I could. So, I braved the stairs carrying my trusty broom and opened the outside door and swept the huge scary hornet outside. After that, I got the duct tape and sealed up every hole I could find in the house.
I'm dying to rip out the wall pieces around the big hole and put in new drywall, but since we are gutting the upstairs at some point, that would be polishing a turd.
#2 use for duct tape in our home:

Duct tape is waterproof. This is good, because we use it as an overflow drain stop. I can't remember why we had to cover this up and remove the overflow drain, all I can say is that the plumbing on this tub is always an issue and we do have the pieces to fix it. We just are planning on gutting this bathroom and therefore don't want to be polishing a turd by fixing it prematurely. Yes, that is WOOD on the shower walls. We didn't install that. It will be replaced by tile. I can't imagine why ANYONE would put wood in the shower. Crazy. And, the spots where you can see the wood through the paint? Yes, Duct Tape was there for some prior plumbing fixes. Evidently it's a good paint remover as well.
#3 use for duct tape in our home:

Duct tape holds things together. I think this is actually one of the original uses for duct tape. We are using it on our A/C unit to keep the hot air out, the cold air in, and the bugs OUT. We probably wont ever actually fix this problem, we'll just get a new air conditioner or have central air put in the house. For now though, air conditioners are great when you get tired of blowing bubbles manually.
#4 use for duct tape in our home:

Here duct tape is actually holding the door together. This duct tape is holding in an old lock that just wont stay in the door anymore. Yes, we are getting a new door and therefore, again, if we were to fix this, we'd be yet again Polishing A Turd.
So, my dad is coming out here in a short while to help us move a wall in the kitchen and perhaps that is when we will install the new door. I'll add pics when it happens. And let the rest of you know when we begin polishing something other than a turd.